
The Wild Christopher is a rare and untamable beast. Its original habitat is in the Eastern areas of North America, but recently there have been sightings in mountainous regions of Colorado, Wyoming, and even some rare sightings as far as China.
The Wild Christopher is a kindly creature, known for its almost limitless supply of energy, absurd outbursts of educational hoopla, and ability to turn just about anything into a game. Should you encounter one, the best course of action is to make every attempt to engage in thoughtful conversation or join in whatever game it may be playing. NEVER try to avoid eye contact and sneak away quietly, as it will be seen as a challenge to get to know you.
You will most likely never see this stunning creature in a zoo because it is practically impossible to capture, and often difficult to photograph. However, it has a keen sense of smell and can be quickly lured in by high-quality coffee, Chinese tea, or just about any donut.
Current migration patterns of the Wild Christopher suggest that you have the highest probability of encountering one at a conference, campus, or ELIC event in the Eastern United States.